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Top 10 Funny T Shirt Sayings

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T shirts are the chosen apparel for proudly and smugly displaying one's messages. T shirt sayings are short statements that can grab the attention of the reader. Some of these sayings are hilarious, others are rude, and still others just say "Don't bother me." Given below is a top 10 list of T Shirt sayings.

1. Funny T Shirt Saying

Procrastinate Now

2. Funny T Shirt Saying

All men are idiots And I married their king.

3. Funny T Shirt Saying

In America Anyone Can Be President That's One of the Risks You Take.

4. Funny T Shirt Saying

Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now.

5. Funny T Shirt Saying

Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

6. Funny T Shirt Saying

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

7. Funny T Shirt Saying

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

8. Funny T Shirt Saying

I wear the brains in the family.

9. Funny T Shirt Saying

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway!

10. Funny T Shirt Saying

I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

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