Season 10
- Monica: We've decided to name the girl baby Erica.
Erica: Oh, that's just like my name!
Monica: Son of a gun, it is!
- Rachel: You've learned some new moves!
Ross: Someone at work gave me Sex for Dummies as a joke, but who's laughing now!
- Monica: All right! All right. I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk.
Chandler: We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Monica: I was in too much pain.
Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.
Joey: I'd seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... Ewwww! You peed on yourself!
Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!
Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I, I tried, but I, I couldn't... bend that way.
- Monica: What happened here?
Chandler: Well, Joey was born. And 28 years later, I was robbed!
- Ross: Hey! So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: Oh, they said... uh "You don't have insurance here, so stop calling us."
- Rachel: They really got you guys! The TV, the stereo...
Phoebe: The microwave, the chairs...
Joey: Aww man, he took the five of spades! Oh, no here it is.
- Monica: Are you ready to get back on the dance floor?
Chandler: Did it turn into sand?
- Monica: So, Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
Rachel: Yeah. One time, when we were dating, we got a late checkout. He got so excited, it was the best sex we ever had. Until, you know, he screamed out "Radisson" at the end.
- Chandler: I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
Monica: Oh honey, you could never embarrass me. Okay, you could easily embarrass me.
