Quotes From the TV Show "Friends"

Do you have a friend who has an annoying habit that ticks you off? Should you correct him as politely as you can? Or should you accommodate his habit knowing that nobody's perfect? If you don't know what you should do, watch Friends, the popular TV show for guidance. In this show, you will learn how six friends deal with each other's idiosyncrasies without upsetting the delicate balance of friendship.

Season 10

• Chandler: Twins! Twins!
  Monica: Chandler, you're panicking!
  Chandler: Uh huh! Join me, won't you?
  
  
• Mike: I want one (baby).
  Phoebe: Oh yeah? Tell me which one. I'll try to slip it in my coat.
  Mike: Seriously, I mean, wanna make one of those?
  Phoebe: One? How about a whole bunch!
  Mike: Really?
  Phoebe: Yeah, we can teach them to sing and we could be like the von Trapp family... only without the Nazis... Although that sounds kind of dull.

Season 8

• Monica: Are you ready to get back on the dance floor?
  Chandler: Did it turn into sand?
  
  
• Monica: Between me and you, in this day and age, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?
  Rachel: Hey, you know, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything they're supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
  Monica: How?
  Rachel: I don't know, maybe they have tools.

Season 4

• Phoebe: Ross, how many parents have you ever lost?
  Ross: None.
  Phoebe: Then you don't know what it feels like when one of them comes back.
  
  
• Joanna: Wait, what are you doing?
  Chandler: Getting dressed.
  Joanna: Why?
  Chandler: Well, when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.