The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Thereâs too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
Honore de Balzac
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.