What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Man has will; but woman has her way.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered:What does a woman want?
When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you like now'.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being: hitting my head on the top bunk until I faint.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
W. C. Fields
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.