Derek Zoolander
- There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.'
- Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.
- If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
- Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
- As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!
- They're break-dance fighting.
When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Hansel
I hear words like 'beauty' and 'handsomeness' and 'incredibly chiselled features' and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of.
Larry Zoolander
Damn it Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.
