"Zoolander" Quotes

Here is a unique laugh-out-loud comedy ensemble. How do we slot the movie Zoolander? Is it a comic caper about ridiculous fashion shows or a stupid political statement about child labor? In either case, Zoolander wins with its dim-witted characters. If you enjoyed the movie, these Zoolander quotes will be the icing on the cake. If you have not watched the movie, then these quotes will make you go out and get the DVD.

Mugatu

• It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, and the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
  
  
• Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!
  

Derek Zoolander

• What is this? A centre for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
  
  
• Nothing means more to me than having one of my former students come up to me and say "Derek, thanks for helping me," or "Derek, thanks for being so helpful," or "Derek, me help you did."
  

Hansel
Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander?

David Bowie
[a judge is needed for the "walk-off"] If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.

Announcer
For the past four years, male modelling has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: Der-ek Zoo-land-er. [Derek slowly counts the syllables off on his fingers]