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If that mockingbird doesn't cry

If that mockingbird doesn't cry, try again a second time and poke it in the eye!
—tjmcb73

Lemons

If life gives you lemons, say thank you, and ask for some more.
—Guest crazy kenyan

The First To Be Buried

Those who remain silent are the first to be buried.
—Guest Jerry Pat Bolton

I think therefore I am...

In possession of a brain afterall. Mom and Dad, you guys are wrong!
—Guest Keenan

When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye with them.
—Guest Alan Smithee

Practise makes a man perfect...

But as no man is perfect then why practise!!!!!!!!
—Guest feelu

For every action...

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
—Guest Serial ListMaker

It was the best of times

It was the best of times... it was the worst of times -- life's funny like that!
—chrisd5

The Primordial Closeness

Henry David Thoreau: It is remarkable how closely the history of the apple tree is connected with that of man::The snake entwined around the Tree of Life;No mortals could ever beat their remarkable closeness~Thana R
—Guest Thana Ramayah

If at first you don't succeed

If at first you don't succeed ... Lower your standards
—Guest MadCat6669

Before you critcize someone...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
—Guest Guest

Today and Tomorrow

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. ~Dr. Seuss --- Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is Monday.
—Guest LindaT

when life gives you lemons...

you cant really make lemonade with no sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
—Guest Aubree

When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund.~Me and me only
—Guest Samantha_Rules

When the going gets tough

When the going gets tough, the tough runs to his mommy
—Guest Samantha_Rules

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