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For every action...

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
—Guest Serial ListMaker

It was the best of times

It was the best of times... it was the worst of times -- life's funny like that!
—chrisd5

The Primordial Closeness

Henry David Thoreau: It is remarkable how closely the history of the apple tree is connected with that of man::The snake entwined around the Tree of Life;No mortals could ever beat their remarkable closeness~Thana R
—Guest Thana Ramayah

If at first you don't succeed

If at first you don't succeed ... Lower your standards
—Guest MadCat6669

Before you critcize someone...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
—Guest Guest

Today and Tomorrow

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. ~Dr. Seuss --- Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is Monday.
—Guest LindaT

when life gives you lemons...

you cant really make lemonade with no sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
—Guest Aubree

When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund.~Me and me only
—Guest Samantha_Rules

When the going gets tough

When the going gets tough, the tough runs to his mommy
—Guest Samantha_Rules

When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons find someone whose life gives them vodka. Then party!
—Guest Machiavelli1989

Practice......

Practice makes MAN perfect.... Goes without saying that women can never be perfect......
—Guest Dhananjay Rao

LOL is the best medicine for stress!

...LOL is the best medicine for stress.. true! can someone give me a six-figured LOL please, yes as in 6 figs-$$$$$$!
—Guest Nance

Clothed in Principles

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society~Mark Twain:: Clothes may make the man but only principles could make him a Mahatma.
—Guest Thana

Ask not what...

Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country will do to you if you don't.
—Guest Roberto

You have to kiss a lot of frogs...

To find your prince, not only do you have to kiss a lot of frogs, you have to lasso him and tie him up before he runs away when you find him.
—Guest TheAmazingBatmanSpork

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