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when life gives you lemons...

you cant really make lemonade with no sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
—Guest Aubree

When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund.~Me and me only
—Guest Samantha_Rules

When the going gets tough

When the going gets tough, the tough runs to his mommy
—Guest Samantha_Rules

When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons find someone whose life gives them vodka. Then party!
—Guest Machiavelli1989

Practice......

Practice makes MAN perfect.... Goes without saying that women can never be perfect......
—Guest Dhananjay Rao

LOL is the best medicine for stress!

...LOL is the best medicine for stress.. true! can someone give me a six-figured LOL please, yes as in 6 figs-$$$$$$!
—Guest Nance

Clothed in Principles

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society~Mark Twain:: Clothes may make the man but only principles could make him a Mahatma.
—Guest Thana

Ask not what...

Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country will do to you if you don't.
—Guest Roberto

You have to kiss a lot of frogs...

To find your prince, not only do you have to kiss a lot of frogs, you have to lasso him and tie him up before he runs away when you find him.
—Guest TheAmazingBatmanSpork

I learn, therefore...

I learn, therefore I put up with vicious teenagers five days a week against my will.
—Guest Kassie

If at first you don't succeed

If at first you don't succeed, figure out what made you fail and kill it.
—Guest Kaylin

Adam Eve

» Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.~Mark Twain:: Escaped fussy in-laws and nosey neighbours too!
—Guest Thana R

People in glass houses

People in glass houses, shouldn't walk around naked.
—Guest Anthony Love

Greeting friends

I wish I could say you are looking better but you haven't changed a bit.
—Guest Ollie Speraw

If you don't...

If you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything. :: If you don't have anything good to say, just point and laugh.
—Guest is my name

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