From the article: Funny Movie Quotes
Movie lines get etched onto our memory. Which is the funniest movie line you remember? Do share. Which Is the Funniest?
The Ringer
- These challenged boys find out that I am a man who is faking mental retardation so they yell at him "Mother Faker."
- —Guest bob
B.A.P.'s
- Mickey, played by Natalie Desselle, says to the butler who looks like the butler Alfred from Batman "All you gotta do is say BATMAN TO THE CAVE, you'll get everybody job that day!" Then Mikcey and Nisi (Halle Berry) starts yellin back and forth "BATMAN TO THE CAVE" all loud through the house!
- —Guest punky
Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights
- Said while reflecting on the next chapter of his life after race car driving: "Ive sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out." - Ricky Bobby
- —Guest J Dub
official best kids funny quote
- In "The Little Rascals," when Spanky is walking away in his tutu, the bullies are like "Wanna burger to go with shake?" and then Spanky's wig falls off.
- —Guest maddie k.
"Dodgeball"
- When the coach, played by Rip Torn, replies to a complaint by a dodgeball team member ... "Necessary, necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? But I do 'cause it's sterile ... and I LIKE the taste!" I'm a great fan of potty humor.
- —ckms
One of the Friday Movies
- I laugh every time I hear this one: "It tastes so good it makes you wanna smack yo Momma."
- —Guest Jomosapien
FUNNY full stop
- Any Anchorman quote e.g i have many leatherbound books and my bedroom smells of rich mahogany! or Im kind of a big deal, you ate whole wheel of cheese! wow im not even mad im amazed
- —Guest JayC
The Big Lebowski
- While talking to the Malibu Police Chief: "Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
- —Guest Maik
Wedding Crasher
- "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me." From Wedding Crashers, Rebecca DeMornay's character.
- —Guest Mar
Animal House
- Otter and the guys just destroyed Flounders brothers car and they are standing around consoling Flounder. Otter says very cheerfully "Hey, you F*?ked up! You trusted us!"
- —Guest sleddude
From School of Rock
- -I have a hang over. Does anyone know what that is? -It means your an alcoholic. -No. It means I was drunk. Yesterday.
- —Guest Candy
From Three Amigos
- "Are you the singing bush?" also the plane scene "How can you tell it's a mail plane? You can see it's tiny balls . . ."
- —Guest Guest mml
Maybe the Couches Too
- In Monty Python & the Holy Grail, the king is standing near the window, looking out of it, and exclaiming to his dimwit (wannabe interior decorator) son, "Someday, son, all this will be yours!" The son looks up and says, "Wot? the curtains?"
- —Guest suzy
Rinsed
- Daniel Craig in Casino Royale goes to take the lift with Eva Green. She says 'Take the next one, there's not enough room for me and your ego.' Ouch! I bet Bond isn't used to that kind of treatment from girls.
- —Guest dkisifcdsabgcoi
So Bad it's Good
- For me, the funniest movie quote of all time can only be "Garbage Day!" from Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2.
- —Guest Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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