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By Simran Khurana, About.com Guide to Quotations since 2003

Crazy Crazy T-Shirt Sayings

Friday May 21, 2004
Would you wear T-Shirts that said:

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

OR I'm not getting smaller. I'm backing away from you.

OR Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

I love funny T-Shirts and have collected these 20 really funny T-Shirt Sayings. I am sure you will enjoy them.

Ok! I know what you are saying - 20 are too few. Here is a special treat - The top 10 funny T-Shirt sayings. If these sayings have managed to jog your memory and you have suddenly remembered a really funny T-Shirt saying, why not share it? If your contribution is chosen to be included in an upcoming list, you will be listed as the contributor.

Comments

September 10, 2006 at 9:57 pm
(1) kara Shadforth says:

hey when i see a new t shirt saying i love to to read them i personaly have heaps i love them and i love this site

September 19, 2007 at 4:30 pm
(2) Lydia says:

*hey personally i love them funny sayings on t-shirts..it gives people something to read and well laugh at how stupid it sounds…:) try to find somemore..cause there is plenty of more out there…like my brother has one that says:
like my guns!! and theres a picture of a stick figure with little lumps on his arm…:) how dumb..but funny:)

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