A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
John Capozzi: Inspirational Funny Quotes
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Lord Samuel: Inspirational Funny Quotes
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
Robert Frost: Inspirational Funny Quotes
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body; the wishbone.
Conan O'Brien: Inspirational Funny Quotes
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just have one thing to say to the authors of that study: Duh.
Herbert Hoover: Inspirational Funny Quotes
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
J. R. R. Tolkien: Inspirational Funny Quotes
All who wander are not lost.
Dave Barry: Inspirational Funny Quotes
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Mark Twain: Inspirational Funny Quotes
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Unknown Author: Inspirational Funny Quotes
Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back.
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