A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
John Capozzi
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Lord Samuel
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
Robert Frost
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body; the wishbone.
Conan O'Brien
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just have one thing to say to the authors of that study: Duh.
Herbert Hoover
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
J. R. R. Tolkien
All who wander are not lost.
Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Mark Twain
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
