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Inspirational Humorous Quotes

A Select Collection of Inspirational Humorous Quotes

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Jessie Owens
If you're not going to play to win, you might as well hold the Olympics in someone's back yard.

Anonymous
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

Anthony D'Angelo
In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.

Author unknown
It is better to be patient, than it is to become one.

Gore Vidal
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

Bobby Jones
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

Milton Berle
It opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

John L. Mcclenahan
It requires a great deal of faith for a man to be cured by his own placebos.

Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

Albert Einstein
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

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