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A Select Collection of Inspirational Humorous Quotes

By Simran Khurana, About.com

Jessie Owens: Inspirational Humorous Quotes
If you're not going to play to win, you might as well hold the Olympics in someone's back yard.

Anonymous: Inspirational Humorous Quotes
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

Anthony D'Angelo: Inspirational Humorous Quotes
In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.

Author unknown: Inspirational Humorous Quotes
It is better to be patient, than it is to become one.

Gore Vidal: Inspirational Humorous Quotes
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

Bobby Jones: Inspirational Humorous Quotes
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

Milton Berle: Inspirational Humorous Quotes
It opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

John L. Mcclenahan: Inspirational Humorous Quotes
It requires a great deal of faith for a man to be cured by his own placebos.

Robert Benchley: Inspirational Humorous Quotes
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

Albert Einstein: Inspirational Humorous Quotes
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

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