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- Lois Griffin: Peter! You're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter Griffin: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?
- Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department.
Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.
- Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says 'OOO'!
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.
- Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well that would just leave England.
- Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
- Do these huggies make my ass look big?
- Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
- OH! mmm yes oh god this is better than SEX!
- Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.
- Brian Griffin: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
- Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.
- Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white mans dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.