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'Family Guy' Quotes

If You Like Insane Humor, You Will Love These 'Family Guy' Quotes


'Family Guy' is an evergreen TV serial. Its reruns just continue to run. Here is a selection of my favorite 'Family Guy' quotes.
  • Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.

  • Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.

  • Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.

  • Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.

  • Kids, we just have to learn to accept this. Like one of those stories on Dateline where a family member suffers a horrible accident and becomes a burden on everybody. Sure, they pretend to be happy, but they're dead inside, they're dead. And that'll be our lives.

  • Well, as I always say, a family of freaks is better than no family at all.

  • It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a lower-middle class Irish family.

  • You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.

  • Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
    Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

  • I don't want your Mom to worry alright? When she worries she starts saying things like 'I told you so' or 'Stop doing that I'm asleep'.

  • For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny!
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