Family Guy Quotes
Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.
Family Guy Quotes
Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.
Family Guy Quotes
Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.
Family Guy Quotes
Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.
Family Guy Quotes
Kids, we just have to learn to accept this. Like one of those stories on Dateline where a family member suffers a horrible accident and becomes a burden on everybody. Sure, they pretend to be happy, but they're dead inside, they're dead. And that'll be our lives.
Family Guy Quotes
Well, as I always say, a family of freaks is better than no family at all.
Family Guy Quotes
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a lower-middle class Irish family.
Family Guy Quotes
You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Family Guy Quotes
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Family Guy Quotes
I don't want your Mom to worry alright? When she worries she starts saying things like 'I told you so' or 'Stop doing that I'm asleep'.
Family Guy Quotes
For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny!
