Fight Club
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
The Flintstones
Betty: Wilma how did you get rid of ring around the collar?
Wilma: I just started washing Fred's neck.
Heathers
Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life.
Heathers
Veronica: This may seem like a stupid question...
JD: There are no stupid questions.
Veronica: If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?
JD: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard!
Heathers
I was impressed to see that she made proper use of the word 'myriad' in her suicide note.
Heathers
My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.
Heathers
Veronica: I just killed my best friend.
JD: Worst enemy.
Veronica: Same difference.
Heathers
Veronica: Why are you such a bitch, Heather?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.
Hijacking Hollywood
Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
One man's compost is another man's potpourri.
