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'Office Space' Quotes

Crazy Quotes From the Movie 'Office Space'


If you have watched the movie Office Space, you are going to love this collection of Office Space quotes. This movie is full of funny quips and bold humor. One of my favorite quotes from Office Space is: "It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care."
  • Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
    Joanna: What's that?
    Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like 98 instead of 1998? Uh... so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh... I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

  • Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
    Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!

  • It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.

  • You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright.

  • I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary!

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