If you have watched the movie Office Space
, you are going to love this collection of Office Space
quotes. This movie is full of funny quips and bold humor. One of my favorite quotes from Office Space
is: "It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care."
Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna: What's that?
Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like 98 instead of 1998? Uh... so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh... I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!
It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.
You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright.
I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary!