Charlotte: I just feel kind of silly that I made such a big fuss about my ring earlier.
Samantha: Oh, honey, a diamond that big deserves a parade!
Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
Carrie: <laughing uncontrollably> Wait, Wade, Wait... The Chicken Wings! If they come in and see billions of chicken wings they're gonna know
[more laughing]
Carrie: ...that we were smoking the POT!
Miranda: What's in your goodie drawer? Robert's Rules of Order?
Charlotte: I don't have a goodie drawer.
Carrie: Oh, everybody has a goodie drawer.
Samantha: I have a goodie closet!
Carrie: You've heard those stories about affairs where people realize how great their other relationship is and end it without anyone being the wiser.
Miranda: I don't watch Lifetime television for women.
Charlotte: <After the wedding> I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie: Excuse me?
Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!
Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Carrie: Once again, Samantha managed to up-sex me.
Maria: You call this a relationship?
Samantha: Well it's tedious and the sex is dwindling so from what I've heard, yes.
Carrie: Wallis was right. The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't, but in the end they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
Charlotte: ...if he asks, he thinks I'm 27.
Carrie <voiceover>: Evidently while we had taken the midtown tunnel, Charlotte had taken the time tunnel.
Wade: I know you've heard of Wonder Woman.
Carrie: Ooh, with the bracelets and the tiara. I used to love that even her accessories had superpowers.
Miranda: How long have you two known each other?
Bobby: Oh, let's put it this way. Cats was just Kittens.
Samantha: Listen, when you're on location, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Smith: What's that rule out?
Samantha: Mmmm, there are things. Karaoke, I don't do that.
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