Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?
Miranda: They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot!
Lew: You want to go grab a drink?
Miranda: Yes please, the sight of all these white teeth is blinding!
Carrie: Charlotte treated marriage like a sorority she was desperately hoping to pledge.
Sales guy <to Carrie and Twenty-Something Sam, who were making out in a Banana Republic dressing room>: Please. This isn't the Gap.
Random woman: Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection with another human being, and you don't have to shave your legs as much.
Carrie: Charlotte hadn't been that excited since she tried on her JV cheerleading uniform for the first time.
Ken: It's over! I told my wife <about us>!
Samantha: Who is this?
Big: This is fun.
Carrie: It's not supposed to be fun. This is somebody's wedding.
Random guy: Every girlfriend I've had wants me to change something. Change your job, change your friends, change your attitude... The only thing I change is girlfriends.
Steve: What's wrong with corduroy?
Miranda: I don't have enough time to tell you what's wrong with corduroy.
Carrie: I figured we made a good match. I was adept at fashion; he was adept at politics. And really, what's the difference? They're both about recycling shop-worn ideas and making them seem fresh and inspiring.
Miranda: Do you have a rolling pin?
Carrie: On me?
Miranda: In your kitchen.
Carrie: Are you kidding me? I use my oven for storage.
Miranda: Steve is completely predictable but that's one of the things I love about him. He's just so comfortable and safe.
Carrie: Are you dating a man or a minivan?
Samantha: Well, let's just say it: you won.
Carrie: Was there a contest?
Samantha: Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."
Carrie's answering machine message: Hi. I'm not here but my shoes are, so leave them a message.
Miranda, <on being stood up on a first date>: He doesn't even know me. The least he could do is wait to get to know me before he rejects me.
Carrie: If two people only have one thought between them, something is very wrong.
Carrie: I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies: two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect togetherlike chocolate and peanut butter.
Sex and the City Quotes