Here is an action-filled comedy you will not want to miss watching at Christmas time. In earlier movies, Arnold Schwarzenegger enthralled his fans earlier with his mean machine looks. This time around, he plays the workaholic father caught in an unexpected series of adventures because he tries to get a Turbo-man toy for his son. Read these
Jingle All the Way 
quotes as a prelude to the movie-watching experience.
Myron Larabee
- We get one day a year to prove we're not screw-ups and what do we do? We screw it up.
- I work for the post office so you know I'm not stable! Tell 'em!
- I'll know if you move 'cause I have the ears of a snake!
- You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk into the office, grab one of those guys and choke him until an eye pops out! Er... you shouldnt wear fur.
- How about these stupid letters from kids to Santa at the North Pole: "Dear Santa, Can you send me a bike and a slinky?" No! Your father's been laid off!
Ted Maltin
- Howard, I'm of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.
- [to Liz in the car]: Here, have some non-alcoholic eggnog.
Mall Santa
- We're not just doing this for us. We're doing it for the kids. For every kid who ever sat on Santa's lap. For every little girl who left cookies and milk for Santa on Christmas night. For every little boy who opens a package Christmas morning and finds clothes instead of toys. It breaks my heart.
Turbo Man
- You can always count on me.
Liz
- Howard, I've been thinking... everything that you went through today for Jamie really shows how much you love him.
Howard Langston
- You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy conmen in red suits.
