Funny Birthday Quote

A birthday is a joyous occasion. What could be a better birthday gift than the gift of happiness? This birthday, share happiness by spreading laughter using a funny birthday quote. If you enjoy wisecracks, this page has funny birthday quotes to suit your sense of humor.

Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Bob Hope
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Sir Norman Wisdom
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Anonymous
A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

Anonymous
I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.

Anonymous
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

Anonymous
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Larry Lorenzoni
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

John Glenn
There is still no cure for the common birthday.