Desperate Housewives Quotes

A lot goes on in the strange neighborhood of Wisteria Lane. Sneak into the lives of five women: Susan, a single mother; Lynette, a woman desperately trying to balance family and career; Gabrielle, an ex-model who has everything but a good marriage; Bree, a perfect housewife with an imperfect relationship and Edie Britt, a real estate agent with a rocking love life. These are the famous five of Desperate Housewives, a primetime TV show. Get an insight into these popular characters with these Desperate Housewives quotes.

Susan

• Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself!
  
  
• How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery?
  
  
• Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, "Hey, I once killed a man."
  
  
• Okay, yes I am closer to your father than I have been in the past, the bitter hatred has now settled to a respectful disgust.
  

Lynette

• Please hear me out… this is important. Today I have a chance to join the human race for a few hours -- there are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas. Look, I'm in a dress, I have make-up on.
  
  
• We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when the hostess dies, the party is off.
  
  
• And I love you because you find ways to compliment me when you could just say, "I told you so."
  

Gabrielle

• I want a sexy little convertible! And I want to buy one, right now!
  
  
• Why are all rich men such jerks?
  
  
• The way I see it is that good friends support each other after something bad has happened, great friends act as if nothing has happened.
  
  
• Love isn't enough. Where would we live? Here? With your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong!
  
  
• The only person more self-centred than me is Carlos; he's so self-centred he doesn't even know how self-centred I am.
  

Bree Van De Kamp

• Oh, sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore, they abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with.
  
  
• I'm taking my champagne and ageing eggs and I'm going.
  
  
• This is the way I see it, good friends offer to help in a crisis, great friends don't take no for an answer.
  

Carlos, Gabrielle's husband

• Deals are meant to be renegotiated.
  
  
• Beating up a second gay guy looks bad.
  
  
• You wanna be a better mother? Do what my mama did, make sacrifices. My mama worked her fingers to the bone for me.
  

Sister Mary
Money can't buy happiness.

Father Crowley
Don't be angry; be thankful, children are a gift.

Reverend Sikes
And over the years, we've had so many young people come to our ministry hating themselves for their unnatural desires, and within a few months, they've found an inner peace and a tranquillity that is nothing short of miraculous.

Edie
Of course I believe in evil -- I work in real estate.