Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

Here are some really funny quotes from Napoleon Dynamite? Are they ridiculous? Yes. Stupid? Yes, again. And are they funny? The answer is a resounding Yes.

Uncle Rico & Kip - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Uncle Rico Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel?
Kip Easy, I've already looked into it for myself.
Uncle Rico Right on... right on.

Kip & Napoleon Dynamite - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
[Napoleon Dynamite straps himself into the time machine]
Kip So are you ready?
Napoleon Dynamite Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.

Kip & Napoleon Dynamite - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Uncle Rico, Kip & Napoleon Dynamite - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Uncle Rico So what do you think?
Kip It's pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico Oh, man! I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.
Napoleon Dynamite This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

Uncle Rico - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Uncle Rico Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.

Deb & Pedro - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Deb Are they still letting you run for president?
Pedro Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.

Nathan & Napoleon Dynamite - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite, Deb [Napoleon and Deb are dancing]
Nathan Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite No, go find your own!
Nathan Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Nathan [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

Uncle Rico & Kip - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Uncle Rico We also need someway to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Kip How 'bout some gold bracelets?

Uncle Rico & Kip - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Kip I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days.
Uncle Rico Yeah, well what does she look like?
Kip She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TOO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

Grandma & Napoleon Dynamite - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite Well, what is there to eat?
Grandma Knock it off, Napoleon, just make yourself a dang quesadilla!

Napoleon Dynamite - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite[referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Rex - Funny Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite
Rex I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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