Sienfeld Quotes

Shakespeare said, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Does it matter if Seinfeld fans are actually typing "Sienfeld" when they are searching the Internet? Would Seinfeld be any less funny if there was a misspelling in his name? I am sure if we asked Jerry Seinfeld the same question, he would have a witty jab to make. He could probably make an episode out of the misspelling of his name. Whether you call these "Seinfeld quotes" or "Sienfeld quotes," this page will keep you smiling.

Jerry Seinfeld
To me the hardest part of being a professional football player is on the one hand you're a millionaire on the other they blow a whistle and you have to run around after a football.

George Costanza
When women smile at me, I don't know what it means. Sometimes I interpret it like they're psychotic or something. And I don't know if I'm supposed to smile back. I don't know what to do.

Jerry Seinfeld
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

George Costanza
She thinks I'm a nice guy. Women always think I'm nice. But women don't want 'nice'.

Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Jerry Seinfeld
[to Elaine Marie Benes] And we discover yet another talent: posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals.

Jerry Seinfeld
[describing George Costanza] A short guy with glasses -- looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head.

George Costanza
Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't approach strange women.