If you read Bart Simpson chalkboard quotes, you cannot help but laugh out loud. Look harder and you will find that Bart Simpson chalkboard quotes are full of satire, harsh truth and insults. Read these quotes to know more about the brat's sense of humor.
- Tar is not a plaything.
- I will not Xerox my butt.
- It's potato, not potatoe.
- My name is not Dr. Death.
- I will finish what I star.
- I will not spin the turtle.
- Spitwads are not free speech.
- I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
- I will not do anything bad ever again.
- Underwear should be worn on the inside.
- I will not yell 'She's dead' at roll call.
- This punishment is not boring and pointless.
- I will not yell 'FIRE' in a crowded classroom.
- I will not squeak chalk (Bart squeaks the chalk while writing this)
