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Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes

Funny Witty Chalkboard Quotes

By Simran Khurana, About.com

If you read Bart Simpson chalkboard quotes, you cannot help but laugh aloud. But look harder and you will find that Bart Simpson chalkboard quotes are full of satire, harsh truth and sometimes insults. Read Bart Simpson chalkboard quotes to know more about the bratty boy's sense of humor.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
Tar is not a plaything.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
I will not Xerox my butt.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
It's potato, not potatoe.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
My name is not Dr. Death.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
I will finish what I star.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
I will not spin the turtle.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
Spitwads are not free speech.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
I will not do anything bad ever again.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
Underwear should be worn on the inside.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
I will not yell 'She's dead' at roll call.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
This punishment is not boring and pointless.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
I will not yell 'FIRE' in a crowded classroom.

Bart Simpson: Chalkboard Quotes
I will not squeak chalk (Bart squeaks the chalk while writing this)

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