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Top 10 Simpsons Quotes

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With the help of popularity charts and reader surveys, I have managed to create a list of Top 10 Simpsons Quotes. Find out which of the Simpsons quotes have made it to the top 10 list. Let me know if you have a different view about this top 10 Simpsons quotes list.

Stupidity: Homer Simpson: Top 10 Simpsons Quotes
I have feelings too -- like My stomach hurts or I'm going crazy!

Insults: Homer Simpson: Top 10 Simpsons Quotes
My dad's a disgrace just like Bart's dad... me.

Insults: Homer Simpson: Top 10 Simpsons Quotes
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Religion: Homer Simpson: Top 10 Simpsons Quotes
As the Bible says, "Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket"

Stupidity: Homer Simpson: Top 10 Simpsons Quotes
They have the Internet on computers, now?

Stupidity: Homer Simpson: Top 10 Simpsons Quotes
I am so smart; I am so smart, s-m-r-t... I mean s-m-A-r-t.

Stupidity: Homer Simpson: Top 10 Simpsons Quotes
Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!

Weird Humor: Homer Simpson: Top 10 Simpsons Quotes
Hey, this man is not breathing. Don't people usually breathe?

Wise Cracks: Homer Simpson: Top 10 Simpsons Quotes
I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.

Wise Cracks: Homer Simpson: Top 10 Simpsons Quotes
English -- Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

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