What Homer Simpson Has To Say About Beer

Homer Simpson and beer are inseparable. His goofy attitude towards alcohol lends a totally new perspective to alcohol addiction. Read funny Homer Simpson quoting about beer.

Stupidity: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
Homer no function beer well without.

Insults: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!

Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.

Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming.

Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?

Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.

Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.

Opinions: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Parenting: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's.

Parenting: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Wise Cracks: Homer Simpson: Beer Quotes
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.