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Homer Simpson Quotes on Beer

Drunk Quotes or Philosophical Quotes?

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Homer Simpson and beer are inseparable. Homer's goofy attitude towards beer lends a whole new perspective to alcohol.

Stupidity
Homer no function beer well without.

Insults
You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!

Opinions
Beer... Now there's a temporary solution.

Opinions
I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming.

Opinions
Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?

Opinions
You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.

Opinions
I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.

Opinions
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Parenting
Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's.

Parenting
Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Wise Cracks
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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