Sarcastic Quotes

Sometimes, it is not possible to silence your critics with polite words. Want to spite your peers? Or hit back at a particular Mr. Smarty Pants? Use sarcastic quotes for the ultimate punch.

• Jane Austen
  You have delighted us long enough.

• Mark Twain
  I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

• Eric Hoffer
  When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

• Ogden Nash
  The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.

• Paul Newman
  It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

• Thomas Carlyle
  Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

• Don Williams, Jr.
  What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.

• Lawrence G. Lovasik
  A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

• Oscar Wilde
  He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

• Samuel Butler
  Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

• Roland Barthes
  What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.

• Groucho Marx
  How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

• Groucho Marx
  No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

• George Bernard Shaw
  The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.