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Take a Swing at Your Detractors With These Sarcastic Quotes


Sometimes, it is not possible to silence your critics with polite words. Want to spite your peers? Or hit back at a particular Mr. Smarty Pants? Use sarcastic quotes for the ultimate punch.
  • Jane Austen
    You have delighted us long enough.

  • Mark Twain
    I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

  • Eric Hoffer
    When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

  • Ogden Nash
    The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.

  • Paul Newman
    It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

  • Thomas Carlyle
    Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

  • Don Williams, Jr.
    What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.

  • Lawrence G. Lovasik
    A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

  • Oscar Wilde
    He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

  • Samuel Butler
    Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

  • Roland Barthes
    What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.

  • Groucho Marx
    How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

  • Groucho Marx
    No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

  • George Bernard Shaw
    The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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