Sometimes, it is not possible to silence your critics with polite words. Want to spite your peers? Or hit back at a particular Mr. Smarty Pants? Use sarcastic quotes for the ultimate punch.
- Jane Austen
You have delighted us long enough.
- Mark Twain
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
- Eric Hoffer
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
- Ogden Nash
The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat.
- Paul Newman
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Thomas Carlyle
Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.
- Don Williams, Jr.
What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.
- Lawrence G. Lovasik
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
- Oscar Wilde
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Samuel Butler
Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.
- Roland Barthes
What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.
- Groucho Marx
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
- Groucho Marx
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
- George Bernard Shaw
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.