Funny Inspirational Quotes

Don't be a boring adult who pep-talks children with boring advice. Be sprightly and smart with funny inspirational quotes. These quotes have a double impact; they are funny and they offer inspiration. With these quotes, you can rest assured that the message hits home, and inspires your eager listeners.

Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.

Abraham Lincoln
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Louis Agassiz
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

James Dean
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

Aristotle
Hope is the dream of the waking man.

Richard Bach
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.

M. K. Gandhi
There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Albert Einstein
The most important thing is not to stop questioning.

Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.

Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.