Men become old, but they never become good.
Joyce Carol Oates
Boxing has become America's tragic theater.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Jean de La Bruyère
A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets. He did. He took it into the damn White House.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.