Funny Love Quotes

Love can present a variety of funny situations. Love makes a person defy logic. These funny love quotes remind us that sometimes love is not just blind; it is also insane!

W. Somerset Maugham
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

Barbara Pym
How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself. Everybody should try it.

Israel Zangwill
The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

Anonymous
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'

Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Mae West
It's better to be looked over than overlooked.

Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Ingrid Bergman
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.