I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
George Edwin Howes
The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.
Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates....
Third Law of Applied Terror
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
Alice Duer Miller
Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Dublin University contains the dream of Ireland - rich and thick.
A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.