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Funny Movie Quotes

Funny Movie Quotes From All-Time Classics

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There is more to movies than just entertainment. They can give company to the lonely, empathy to the distressed, and laughter to the sad. No wonder then that comedy is one of the most profitable genres in movie-making. The following is a set of quotes taken from funny movies.

Rupert Everett, My Best Friend's Wedding
Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!

Eddie Murphy, Shrek
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!

Jason Biggs, American Pie
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Hugh Grant, Notting Hill
It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again.

Groucho Marx, Duck Soup
You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Rupert Everett, My Best Friend's Wedding
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

Groucho Marx, Horse Feathers
Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice.

Steve Martin, Bilko
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

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