Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it is gone.
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
Sam Ewing, Readers Digest, Dec, 1997
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Education: That which discloses the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.