Laughing Quotes

Find ways to include laughter in your daily life. Whether you join a laughing club at your health center or watch cartoons on TV, make sure that you laugh everyday. A laughter-laden heart will live longer than a worrywart. These laughing quotes will show you that laughter is no laughing matter.

• Audrey Hepburn
  I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
  
  
• Henry Ward Beecher
  Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
  
  
• Will Rogers
  An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
  
  
• Woody Allen
  If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
  
  
• Mary H. Waldrip
  A laugh is a smile that bursts.
  
  
• Arthur Marshall
  Laugh it off, laugh it off; it's all part of life's rich pageant.
  
  
• Thomas Szasz
  When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
  
  
• Jonathan Davis
  You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
  
  
• Abraham Lincoln
  With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
  
  
• Charlie Chaplin
  To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
  
  
• Kurt Vonnegut
  Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
  
  
• Maya Angelou
  Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.
  
  
• Max Eastman
  Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
  
  
• Max Frisch
  When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?
  
  
• Jane Austen
  For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
  
  
• Jay Leno
  You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
  
  
• David Herbert Lawrence
  One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.
  
  
• Richard Pryor
  There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
  
  
• Anthony Burgess
  Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
  
  
• Eminem
  Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
  
  
• Bryant H. McGill
  Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.
  
  
• Jay Leno
  You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
  
  
• Mahatma Gandhi
  First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
  
  
• Voltaire
  God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
  
  
• Jerry Seinfeld
  The Four Levels of Comedy: make your friends laugh, make strangers laugh, get paid to make strangers laugh, and make people talk like you because it's so much fun.