Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.
He said it was artificial respiration, but now I find I am to have his child.
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
W. Somerset Maugham
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Henry Louis Mencken
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away.
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
Miguel de Unamuno
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
P. L. Berger
In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence.
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Quarrels in France strengthen a love affair, in America they end it.
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Peter de Vries
We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.