I'm in the mood for love
Simply because you're near me.
Funny, but when you're near me
I'm in the mood for love.
Once in awhile,
Right in the middle of an ordinary life,
Love gives us a fairy tale.
Marguerite De Valois
Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favouring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy.
Love is like a butterfly, it settles upon you when you least expect it.
Josh Brand and John Falsey
Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there's not any gravity. You just kind of leave your feet and go floating around. Is that what being in love is like?
I know that somewhere in the universe exists my perfect soul mate; but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Love is being stupid together.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
H. L. Mencken
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough.
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her, when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing, after all.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.