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Funny Love Quotes Keeps the Flame of Passion Alive

Laugh and Your Sweetheart Laughs With You


Love cannot survive without a sense of humor. Even if you are the hottest guy in town, lack of humor is a serious buzzkill. You have to give your sweetheart something to laugh about.

Here are some really funny love quotes from famous authors. I particularly like a quote by Woody Allen: "I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox." Find below a collection of really funny quotes on love. I promise you, this page will leave you smiling.

1. Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

2. Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

3. Helen Gurley Brown

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

4. Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

5. Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

6. Albert Einstein

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

7. Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

8. Freud

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"

9. Samuel Johnson

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

10. Mandy Hampton

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
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