Who is getting more pleasure from the rocking, baby or me?
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen. He and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy's heart instead of her tummy.
[After having twice been a surrogate mother] I think Iâm going into retirement. Any more babies coming from me are going to be keepers.
The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
[on how to diaper a baby] Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
I got so much advice; I just started tuning it out. If one more person told me what I had to do when the baby comes, I was going to shoot 'em.
Unborn children can experience pain even more so than adults as the baby has more pain receptors per square inch than at any other time in its life.
Eileen Elias Freeman, The Angels' Little Instruction Book
When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels.
It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.
Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love.
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