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Hilarious "Wedding Crasher" Quotes

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The tagline for the movie Wedding Crasher is "Life's a party. Crash it." The movie deals with the exploits of two men, John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, who crash weddings hoping to have a good time, drink free alcohol, and pick up women. The film has several hilarious moments that make you laugh out loud. The following Wedding Crasher quotes will take you on a journey through this laugh-a-minute comedy.

John Beckwith

  • What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.

  • What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?

  • You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.
Jeremy Grey
  • Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bull's eye.

  • Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly pal.

  • I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while.

  • I felt like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" last night.

  • I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

  • A friend in need is a pest.
Chazz Reinhold
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

Mrs. Kroeger
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

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