"Wedding Crasher" Quotes

The tagline for the movie Wedding Crasher is "Life's a party. Crash it." The movie deals with the exploits of two men, John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, who crash weddings hoping to have a good time, drink free alcohol, and pick up women. The film has several hilarious moments that make you laugh out loud. The following Wedding Crasher quotes will take you on a journey through this laugh-a-minute comedy.

John Beckwith

• What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.
  
  
• What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?
  
  
• You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

Jeremy Grey

• Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bull's eye.
  
  
• Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly pal.
  
  
• I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while.
  
  
• I felt like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" last night.
  
  
• I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?
  
  
• A friend in need is a pest.

Chazz Reinhold
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

Mrs. Kroeger
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!