Short Funny Sayings

Short funny sayings contain powerful messages coated with humor to soften the blow. Here is a collection of short funny sayings that you can use when you really want to drive home a message.

Helen Giangregorio
He who laughs last didn't get it.

Philander Johnson
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Honoré de Balzac
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Tom Wilson, Ziggy
Honesty is the best image.

Will Rogers
Common sense ain't common.

Mark Twain
When in doubt, tell the truth.

Marvin Kitman
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Haythum R. Khalid
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

Gary Kasparov
Chess is mental torture.

George Bernard Shaw
Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.