Helen Giangregorio
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Philander Johnson
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Honoré de Balzac
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
Tom Wilson, Ziggy
Honesty is the best image.
Will Rogers
Common sense ain't common.
Mark Twain
When in doubt, tell the truth.
Marvin Kitman
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Haythum R. Khalid
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
Gary Kasparov
Chess is mental torture.
George Bernard Shaw
Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.
Short funny sayings contain powerful messages coated with humor to soften the blow. Here is a collection of short funny sayings that you can use when you really want to drive home a message.
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