Football Quotes

Did you know that what most of the world calls Football, America calls Soccer? And what America calls Football is the most famous American sport. Ok, not the "most" famous, but right up there with baseball and basket ball.

George Will: Football Quotes
Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.

Bill Veeck: Football Quotes
Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.

Heywood Hale Brown: Football Quotes
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

Erma Bombeck: Football Quotes
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Sue Lawley: Football Quotes
American football makes Rugby look like a Tupperware party.

Mary McGrory: Football Quotes
Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become.

Jim Murray: Football Quotes
What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?

Bill Peterson: Football Quotes
You guys line up alphabetically by height.

John Heisman: Football Quotes
When in doubt, punt!

Author Unknown: Football Quotes
One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.

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