George Will: Football Quotes
Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.
Bill Veeck: Football Quotes
Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
Heywood Hale Brown: Football Quotes
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Erma Bombeck: Football Quotes
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Sue Lawley: Football Quotes
American football makes Rugby look like a Tupperware party.
Mary McGrory: Football Quotes
Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become.
Jim Murray: Football Quotes
What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?
Bill Peterson: Football Quotes
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
John Heisman: Football Quotes
When in doubt, punt!
Author Unknown: Football Quotes
One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.
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