"Super Troopers" Movie Quotes

Even if you find the humor in the movie Super Troopers quite coarse, you can't help but smile at the silly pranks of the highway policemen. It is no wonder that Super Troopers has become popular among college goers who would love to learn a few pranks from this funny bunch of patrolmen. Here are some hilarious Super Troopers movie quotes.

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: (referring to Farva) Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: (after a pause) Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: (in a silly voice) Evil shenanigans!

College Boy
You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.

Dimpus Burger Guy (into the microphone)
Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Police Chief Grady
I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.

Police Chief Grady
Desperation is a stinky cologne.

Farva
Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.

Foster
If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep.

Foster
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

Thorny
You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush.

College Boy 2: No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own beachfront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?
College Boy 3: Nobody owns the water. God owns -- it's God's water.

Mac
Your mother should've swallowed you, Rando!

Thorny
It stinks like sex in here.

Thorny
Littering and... littering and... littering, and smoking the reefer. And as punishment, we're gonna watch you guys smoke the WHOLE bag...