"Friends" Quotes

When the popular sitcom "Friends" first aired on TV, nobody imagined that it would end up becoming one of the most successful TV shows of all times. Many shows ran successfully but "Friends" became a cult phenomenon. This page has a collection of some of the funniest "Friends" quotes.

• Phoebe
  Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.
  
  
• Phoebe
  If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
  
  
• Chandler
  All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
  
  
• Chandler
  Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times.
  
  
• Monica
  Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
  
  
• Chandler
  I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
  
  
• Monica
  You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha!
  
  
• Joey
  What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet.
  
  
• Rachel
  If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something?
  
  
• Ross
  My wife's a lesbian.
  
  
• Chandler
  All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.
  
  
• Joey
  What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing. Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon!
  
  
• Chandler
  Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your "cancer" and your "emphysema" and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.
  
  
• Ross
  You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
  
  
• Ross
  First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.
  
  
• Phoebe
  Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.
  
  
• Joey
  It's just my character that's not brain-dead.