From the article: Silly Quotes
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Thanksgiving
- The Turkey loses its head; couldn't stomach the Thanksgiving stuffing.
- —Guest Thana Ramayah
Rule of Law
- Democracy survives on Rule of Law; Impunity stabs it with ugly claws.
- —Guest Thana Ramayah
It Takes a Village
- It takes a village of idiots to raise a village idiot.
- —Guest matt flumerfelt
lie or truth
- Let sleeping dogs lie. :: Don't let sleeping dogs lie. Insist on the truth.
- —Guest Jiri Matejicek
Knowing Your Self
- Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful~Ann Landers :: Your Dog feels you're wonderful; God says He is doubtful.
- —Guest Thana
Soulmates and Inmates
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx :: If one is married to his/her soul mate, together they would end-up as the institution's permanent inmates.
- —Guest Thana
Exercise
- Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert Hutchins:: An exercise in battling temptation?
- —Guest Thana
For Heaven's Sake
- Plenty of kind, decent, caring people have no religious beliefs, and they act out of the goodness of their hearts. Conversely, plenty of people who profess to be religious, even those who worship regularly,show no particular interest in the world beyond themselves. -JohnDanforth, priest, ambassador, senator (b. 1936):: Isn't it a tough case for the Heavenly Bench?
- —Guest Thana
Think Safety Before Dying
- I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.~ Dave Edison :: To look smart and act stupid.
- —Guest Thana Ramayah
Won't You Come...?
- Won't you come into my garden? I would like my roses to see you.—Richard Brinsley Sheridan :: Won't you come into my heart? It welcomes you with open valves.
- —Guest Thana Ramayah
End of Rope
- "When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."~Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882-1945):: When you come to the end of your rope, coil it up for the next act.
- —Guest Thana Ramayah
Lifting The Gift
- Bad artists copy. Good artists steal. ~Pablo Picasso :: Good writers have the gift, others merely lift.
- —Guest Thana Ramayah
Kill or be killed
- As we people and wolfs alike all know, Sometimes we have to kill for food or be killed by starvation. I would know.
- —Guest uuuuuuuu
Raining Soup
- Brendan Behan If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. :: If it was raining soup, the English would be brewing more tea.
- —Guest Thana Ramayah
Blow Jokes
- Oliver Herford The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. :: The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts didn't care to blow it out of proportion.
- —Guest Thana Ramayah
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