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Readers Respond: Take a Quote, Modify It, and Make it Funny, or Silly

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From the article: Silly Quotes
Many readers enjoy modifying a well-known quote, and make it silly. This is your chance to add to the world of silliness. Take a famous quote, and make a parody.

favorite dish

Only when you are eating your most favorite dish, you will bite your tongue and not feel like eating any further.
—Guest Priyanka

Money in the Bank

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in a tube, easy to take out but hard to put in.
—Guest Indra Paudyal


When the boyfriend asks you to stay friends after a break-up is like a kidnapper saying to stay in touch after he releases ya.
—Guest Hermione


When your in love. It can really be a pain in the heart. Watch out love is coming your way. Open your eyes, and get the love of your dreams just like I did, and I love her
—Guest manny marte

One Smile

Don't frown when someone breaks your heart, instead smile to show them what they've just lost ;)
—Guest the friend

Barefooted & Booted Slaves

"Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence."~Bobby Charlton::"Cotton field slaves were colored and treated like trash machines; Soccer field slaves are colorful cash cow machines."~Thana Ramayah
—Guest Thana Ramayah


Nobody believes you when you claim to tell the truth, but everybody believes you when you tell them you're a liar.
—Guest TiggiMan

A Watched Pot

A watched pot never boils... Unless it's poisoned.
—Guest TiggiMan

Buddy System

The more buddies you have, the more likely - according to Murphy's Laws - you will be shot at.
—Guest TiggiMan

Success-a working definition

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. Vidal Sassoon::In the dictionary of Aristocrats, work is indeed a four-Lettered entry.
—Guest Thana

Forest Gump

Life is like a box of chocolates... there's an expiry date.
—Guest Matt

Silent Poetry

The setting Sun and changing hues of the horizon bombard many a poetry in my mind; yet the pen and paper in the hands always blink at me blankly.
—Guest Thana

Economic Slowdown & Amplified Pain

"A recession is when you lose your job; a depression is when I lose mine." ~Sydney J. Harris :: "When America faces a recession,the whole world suffers from a depression" ~Thana R
—Guest Thana Ramayah

Dance Like Daffodils

"I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think." ~Rumi :: "I want to dance like Wordsworth's Golden Daffodils; those enchanting meadows of England,my stage." ~Thana R
—Guest Thana

Impactor Need Not Be an Hercules

“If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.” ― Anita Roddick :: OR try hanging a portrait of Napoleon Bonaparte in your Study~Thana R
—Guest Thana Ramayah

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