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Readers Respond: The Funniest Movie Line

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From the article: Funny Movie Quotes
Movie lines get etched onto our memory. Which is the funniest movie line you remember? Do share. Which Is the Funniest?

The Perfect Game

Catcher: How did the Padre know we would be playing La Mesa? Kid next to him: He's a man of god, el stupido, he knows!
—Guest Katakana

Hilarious Twins

(Sign on Fred and George Weasley's joke shop) Why Are You Worrying About You-Know-Who? You SHOULD Be Worrying About U-NO-POO -- the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!
—Guest Mrs. Fred

Funniest line ever!

That one part in Deathly Hollows were Ron and Hermione are kissing and Harry's all like "Oi! There's a war going on here!"
—Guest Mrs. Potter

Avengers

"Iron Man: I am a huge fan of your work on thermonuclear astrophysics and I love the way you lose control and turn into a giant green rage monster."
—Guest Katakana

Harry Potter #2

"Dobby is a free elf!" Ha ha! In your face Lucius!
—Guest Tylaris

LOTR

"One does not simply walk into Mordor." Boromir: "Oh yeah? Frodo just did."
—Guest Katakana

Night-Soilers

East side of London, 1835. True story. The night was black, the sky was blue, and through the alley, the shit wagon flew, a bump was hit, a cow was hurt, and a man was killed by a flying turd. In London at that time no one drank the water; however they drank a lot of milk, thereby calcium-fying their turds, which made them deadly missiles.
—Guest MissTrollop

TUFF TURF

"The girls are wondering where they've seen you before and the guys are wondering why the hell they haven't." Morgan to Frankie
—Guest STAYLOR

Sue J

In Tombstone Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer) is told he's 'too drunk to shoot he's probably seeing double' His reply " I got 2 guns...one for each of ya!"
—Guest Sue J

The Super - Joe Pesci

"Who's the hockey player?" (when he steps out to play ball)
—Guest Me11420

Harry Potter 7.2

'Dobby didn't mean to kill. Only maim or seriously injure.' - Dobby
—Guest Raze

Johnny Dangerously

How could everyone forget this timeless classic? "My Father hung me on a hook once Johnny... Once!"
—Mzerothehero

Ace Ventura Going to a Suspect's House

"Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkel... and a clean pair of shorts!"
—Guest Zero the Hero

Futurama

There are a few: "Wow Mars Vegas, long live the eternal city-(Bender)-2...1...0!! (Mr.Wong)- [Explosion] REST IN HELL CRAPVILLE(bender) and know (Amy) You're having an affair with the head of the robot mafia don's wife?!?! (Bender) Yep this is her I'm making out with.
—Guest LeJake

17 Again

In the movie 17 again, the friend/fake dad of Zack Effron says this to the principal after they shake hands. "Our hands just made a baby."
—Guest 17againfan

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